martes, 18 de noviembre de 2008

Chuck Norris hablando de los Chuck Norris facts

Supuesto hecho de Chuck Norris: "No existe la teoría de la evolución, tan sólo una lista de criaturas a las que Chuck Norris permite vivir". Es gracioso, es entrañable, pero he aquí lo que realmente pienso sobre la teoría de la evolución: no es cierta. Ese no es el modo en que llegamos aquí. De hecho, la vida que ves en este planeta no es más que una lista de criaturas a las que Dios ha permitido vivir. No somos creaciones del azar. No somos accidentes. Hay un Dios, un Creador, y nos hizo a ti y a mí. Fuimos hechos a su semejanza, lo cual nos distingue del resto de criaturas.
De hecho, sin Él, no tengo ningún poder. Pero con él -así me lo dice la Biblia- puedo hacer cualquier cosa. Y tú también.

Supuesto hecho de Chuck Norris: "Las lágrimas de Chuck Norris curan el cáncer. Lástima que él no llore. Jamás".

Hubo un hombre cuyas lágrimas podían curar todas las enfermedades, incluyendo la causa de todas ellas: el pecado. Y lo hizo con su sangre. Se llamaba Jesús, no Chuck Norris.

De nuevo, me siento halagado e impresionado por cómo me he convertido en una figura pública que fascina a toda una nueva generación de jóvenes. Pero yo no soy los personajes que interpreto. E incluso el más duro de los personajes que haya interpretado jamás podría compararse al verdadero poder de este universo.
Chuck Norris en su artículo On Chuck Norris 'mania' sweeping the Net

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